STAG PARTY

Last night, I went to my cousin's stag party. I've got to say that it was fun! We drank, we party, we watched strippers danced and stripped their clothes off all the way down to their thongs (wink wink wink). Taena, dapat pala di muna ako nagpaka lasing lasing hangat wala pa yung main event ng party. Yun tuloy, di ko masyadong naaninag ang magandang view at perfomance ng mga seksing stripper... ARRGGGHHHH!!!!!

For what happened last night, I learned that:

• 1st of all, don't drink too much.

• the more the merrier is not that merrier during stag party, unless you have more stripper as well. What happened was, we were too many yet we only had 2 strippers. At the same time, we had too much alcohol already by the time the they arrived, of course the strippers felt uncomfortable.

• do not invite your asshole friend, he'll just be himself, an asshole, which might ruin your party. In our case last night, he drove away the strippers. Tsk tsk tsk, he's such an ass!

• as much as possible, kontian mo lang ang invited, set up everything in your place, the sound, the alcohol, the food. Then bring 2 or 3 good looking friends with you to a bar, go fishing for hot party girls. Invite them to continue the party at your place (wink wink wink).

So let be this a lesson for all of you fellow Stallions. Kung lam nyong may ganitong event ang stag party nyo, don't drink too much until the main event is done, otherwise magsisisi kayo. Hehehe.

(sakit pa rin ng ulo...argghh!!!)